This Isn’t Oatmeal.
This Is The Oats You Can Drink.
The fastest easiest way to have breakfast. Tastes like dessert. Keeps you full.
This Isn’t Oatmeal.
Life’s too short for boring breakfasts.
Pick your flavors. Get obsessed.
High protein. Drinkable. Craveable. Done in seconds.
- Pick a flavor (hardest part)
- Add 8oz milk and Funk'tional Oats to blender
- Blend + go
We respect oatmeals past
It had a good run… but let’s be honest—this is built different.
It starts with organic oats–the superfood GOAT.
The base never changes: 7 real-food ingredients, no fluff. Oats carry the crown, but the whole squad shows up.
Banana
The OG smoothie MVP. Sweet, creamy and packed with the kind of potassium your body vibes with. Other brands add weird white powder. We said: just bananas, babe.
Monk Fruit
Natures trickster. It tastes like sugar, but it’s all fruit — no fake stuff, no weird aftertaste, just smooth, natural sweetness straight from the vine.
Maple Sugar
The real sugar daddy. Nature made it first —straight from real maple sap. Packed with trace minerals and a touch of antioxidants — making sweet actually mean something.
Milk & Whey Protein
The power couple. Nature made it strong — delivering complete protein, essential amino acids, clean energy, and serious staying power.
Himalayan Pink Salt
The good kind of salty. Sourced from ancient sea beds and packed with trace minerals to keep every blend balanced, fresh, and funk’in smooth.
Every Sip Supports a Bigger Mission
We’re not just making craveable oat smoothies—we’re building permanent water solutions for communities without access. Learn more about What Fuels Us..
